Good morning y’all.

My Cowboys lost yesterday, boohoo ……

but anyhoo, it was just the first game ……

It will get better!

I had to laugh a little during that game and I thought I would stay with the same theme and bring you some funny quotes to start your week!

It’s a new week …… have fun!

• ‘If we were not made to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the refrigerator’
• ‘I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong’
• ‘Hey, I don’t want to brag or make anyone jealous but I can still fit into the earrings from high school’
• ‘The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap, stay safe – eat cake’
• ‘Scientists have yet to explain how there can be 300 people working at Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open’
• ‘Get married young, so you can be divorced and happy in your 40’s’
• ‘Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies at one time, so who’s the winner’
• ‘I think my guardian angel drinks’

Laughing …… so good for the soul.

And you know, you just gotta learn to laugh at yourself ……

Or,

hey,

call me, I’ll laugh at you!

When I woke up today, I realized I was out of coffee ……

so,

Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement ……

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Oh yeah and everyone looks so pretty today, teehee.

Have a blessed day full of giggles!

Namasté